Haunted Houses Gifts

'Mind your head'

"It's in move-in condition."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Man digging real grave for Halloween.

"Is there anybody there?"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"Oh great, here comes that kid with that lighthouse again."

"This place always gives me the creeps."

Orange House of Horrors

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"We'll need guts here...a body in the front yard...and blood here!"

Appearance Money

'Sorry, nothing scares us anymore since we accidentally saw our grandfather naked.'

The Ghost of Food

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

Out To Lurch

"Be honest - do these glasses make me look scarier?"

"As far as I know, it's been abandoned for years. I hear it's haunted."

"Designer sheets...They must be in the 1%."

'It mostly scares the realtors.'

'Those flashers make no sense to me. The less they have, the more they want to show it.'

Beware of cat

"It's very awkward when it sticks like that!"

Open House of Horrors

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"This place looks fun!"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."