Haunted Places Mugs

Haunted New York

Welcome Ghost.

'You don't believe that stuff about classroom 213 being haunted, do you?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Well I've lived here 500 years and I've never seen a ghost.'

"Ghosts? I haven't seen a ghost here for 3000 years!"

"Your husband says BOO!"

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Out To Lurch

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Zombies.

"Walt Disney on ice."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Open House of Horrors

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Redlaw and the Phantom

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Romulus and Remus

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'