Horror Genre Prints

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Horror writer.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Love at First Sight

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Edgar Allen Poe

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Latkes

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Silence of the Chickens...

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Chiller Theatre

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Ghost School.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'