Horror Prints

Board Reads: I Am An Insane Eye Doctor And I Am Going To...

"This coffee seems a little staler every morning, Edwina!"

The Scream at the movie theater.

"How much for just the ring?"

"You know what they say - what doesn't kill you makes you a werewolf."

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

"Bring me a stem cell."

Hey Doug just out of interest, did you run a reference check on that new guy?

Librarian: 'Who is putting all the Math books in the Horror section?'

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

Vampires Into Stem Cells.

'At last Igor finds a body with the appropriate consent form.'

"It's for panic attacks. Hand them out to people you meet."

'Oh no, not another blood sample.'

'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'

'You were clinically dead for over a week. Gave us all quite a little scare.'

'According to you records you're actually dead.'

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

Vampire eating a 'Clot Noodle'.

"Down that road lies madness - not that it matters at this point."

'Flat head, bolts in my neck,... I think at least you owe me a free tummy tuck.'

"The bedbugs got to me first."

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

"Oh, please, please, please don't pick the creepy girls from 'The Shining' before me!"

'Can you recommend a few scary shows?' Clerk: 'CNN, ABC News, News Hour, MSNBC...'

'Your antidote, m'lord...'

Woman Begins To Sweep Away Her Shadow

'I can only teach night classes.'

'We did a background check. Dug up a fair amount of dirt. Apparently, you died months ago.'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

'... And I now insert the brai ... Egor, this is a cauliflower.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

What to buy the Devil who has everything?

A book titled 'Tales from the Crypto'.

A vampire's pet peeves.