Horror Fiction Prints

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

Frankenstein D.I.Y.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Love at First Sight

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Edgar Allen Poe

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Latkes

Chiller Theatre

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Dead Funny

Silence of the Chickens...

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Night of the Zombonies.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"I'm the bad guy..."

He looks so natural lying there...

"The Eggsorcist"