Horror Fiction Mugs

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

Frankenstein D.I.Y.

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Love at First Sight

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Edgar Allen Poe

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Transylvanian backpackers.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Latkes

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Dead Funny

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Night of the Zombonies.

Chiller Theatre

Silence of the Chickens...

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Zombies.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"