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"I hate to be that guy, but, technically, Frankenstein is the name of my creator, and I'm Frankenstein's monster."

Does this blood smell funny to you?

Horror

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Love at First Sight

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Edgar Allen Poe

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Latkes

'You know too much,'

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Silence of the Chickens...

Dead Funny

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Night of the Zombonies.

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"The Eggsorcist"