Horror Stories Prints

Young Stephen King

"Rumble. . . rumble. . . the strange noise was getting louder. . ."

Charging Station

The Tell-Tale Heart 2: Lost Phone On Vibrate

Edgar Allan Poe

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

Bram Stoker

"Don't miss a single word, Edgar. I am not going to dictate this poem again: once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary..."

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

'Since he just ate lunch, we never know if he'll be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Naugahyde.'

'Okay buddy, we're taking this van to Transylvania.'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

The Pumpkin's version of a hollowed-out Human Jack-o-lantern

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

'Is that some kind of a cruel joke? They're not dying, they're turning into Zombies!'

Vampire Anthology - 20% Bram Content

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

Salem Used Car LOT

Mouse Horror Story

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

"I thought I was pretty clear when I said I wanted a companion, I meant a dog."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

Horror

"I hate shopping in the aftermarket for parts."

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

"Isn't that cheating?"

Horror Stories

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Dr Jekyll and Mr Insecticide.

Werewolf Campfire

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."