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The DaVinci Code

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

Cat Frankenstein

"There's a loose string on your sweater, dear, but I'm afraid to pull it."

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

'And this is scraps.'

'You complete me.'

"Soy latte for 'Actually Frankenstein is the doctor I don’t have a name.'"

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

Young Stephen King

Edgar Allan Poe

Made with 100% recycled material.

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

Horror writer.

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

'The wife has me on a strict 'O Negative' diet.'

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."