Scary Stories Prints

'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

'They say on stormy nights, you can still hear Goldie screaming.'

Carrie White

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

Trick or treaters run from Dracula's house

Silence of the Chickens...

Scary stuff

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

"Hello?... No, I'm El Cucuy, the family boogeyman...the meanest, scariest creature on Earth! Who's this?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Did I like it? It frightened me to death! I had to close my eyes four times, my stomach is in knots, and I'll probably have nightmares for a week!... I loved it!"

The Paranormal Channel

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Out To Lurch

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Ghost School.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Zombies.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Moby Dick

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"