Classic Horror Gifts

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"So, how's that abnormal brain working out?"

'Time for a break, Igor - I've been grafting for hours.'

'YOU try shaving without a reflection sometime!'

'I think you should know I've had some work done.'

"All I know is that we got him on monster.job and he's been our best employee!"

Giant slug attacks a city

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Love at First Sight

Edgar Allen Poe

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Latkes

Dead Funny

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Silence of the Chickens...

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Chiller Theatre

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Night of the Zombonies.

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Zombies.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."