Reading Gothic Horror Pillows

Edgar Allen Poe

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

The bridge of arts.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

The lonely figure

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Edgar Allan Poe

The Pride of Frankenstein

Bleak House

Life is ghoul

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

The Bride of Frankenstein

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Frankenstein discovers that his bide may have been unfaithful.

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

Pass the SPF 20,000

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."