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Frankenstein discovers that his bide may have been unfaithful.

The Bride of Frankenstein

Vampire's victim has a best before date.

'He likes to power nap.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Trilby - Finis

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The lonely figure

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

The Pride of Frankenstein

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Trilby - 'Au clair de la lune'.

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

Pass the SPF 20,000

Poems to Spookify

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

The Raven - The Study at Night

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

Trilby - 'Out of the mysterious East'.

'He just loves the hokey-pokey, doesn't he?'

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'