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Frankenstein discovers that his bide may have been unfaithful.

The Bride of Frankenstein

Vampire's victim has a best before date.

'He likes to power nap.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Trilby - Finis

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The lonely figure

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

The Pride of Frankenstein

"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Pass the SPF 20,000

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

The Raven - The Study at Night

Trilby - 'Au clair de la lune'.

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Poems to Spookify

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

"Yes, there is a pre-existing condition. I was once dead."

"What an IDIOT!! He's got the wrong type of 'steak'..! But I'll play along for the moment..."

"Ooh! Bummer!"

Trilby - 'Les glougloux du vin a quat' sous...'

The ghost's walk