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"Phew! - You've got bat breath."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

The lonely figure

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Edgar Allan Poe

The Pride of Frankenstein

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

The Bride of Frankenstein

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Frankenstein discovers that his bide may have been unfaithful.

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Poems to Spookify

Pass the SPF 20,000

Trilby - 'Confession

The Raven - The Study at Night

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

Trilby - 'Au clair de la lune'.

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

The night

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"I kind of miss the pendulum."