Gothic Horror Pillows

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Edgar Allen Poe

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Giant slug attacks a city

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Trilby - Finis

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

The lonely figure

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

The bridge of arts.

Date Night

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

Vincent Van Goth.

Edgar Allan Poe

Bleak House

Life is ghoul

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Transylvanian Snails.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."