Gothic Horror Mugs

Trilby -The Laird - 'It did one good to look at him'.

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Edgar Allen Poe

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Giant slug attacks a city

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Trilby - Finis

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

The bridge of arts.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Date Night

The lonely figure

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

Bram Stoker

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

Edgar Allan Poe

Vincent Van Goth.

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Vampire Umbrella

Life is ghoul

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Transylvanian Snails.

Drunk Vampire