Gothic Romance Mugs

Female Vampire: OHHH, honey! How sweet! Breakfast in coffin!

Edgar Allen Poe

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

The lonely figure

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

Date Night

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

'You complete me.'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Edgar Allan Poe

Vincent Van Goth.

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

"You never know what will catch on!"

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

Bleak House

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Transylvanian Snails.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

Life is ghoul

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."