Gothic Horror Enthusiasts Gifts

Frankenstein opens door to be given an ASBO

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Giant Monster in Bath

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

The Raven in Flight

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The bridge of arts.

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"Don't go in there!!"

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

Vampire Umbrella

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

Trilby - The flexible flageolet

Edgar Allan Poe