Gothic Story Enthusiasts Gifts

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Out To Lurch

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Giant Monster in Bath

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The lonely figure

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Pass the SPF 20,000

Vampire afternoon tea.

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'Her first telekinesis!'

"I kind of miss the pendulum."

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

'It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! And smells delicious!'

Frankenstein as a boy

Dracula sees his reflection in the mirror.

"Why do you always fall for these totally unobtainable types?"

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

'Hold the raspberry sauce.'

'My god! Frankenstein's not only brought it back to life...he's created a monster.'

Dr. Jekyll turns into... Elvis Presley

Trilby - 'Souvenir'.

Claudette Melanson

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'

Trilby - 'Qu'est ce qu'il a donc, ce litrebili?'