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Frankenstein opens door to be given an ASBO

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Giant Monster in Bath

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

The Raven in Flight

The bridge of arts.

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

Vampire Umbrella

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Trilby - Sandy McAllister,'The Laird of Cockpen'.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Vampire afternoon tea.

Trilby - The flexible flageolet

"Never think outside the box!"