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"I'll take a screwdriver and my friend will have a bloody mary."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The lonely figure

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

The Pride of Frankenstein

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"You never know what will catch on!"

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

'Heathcliff! Oh, Heathcliff!'

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

The Goblin and the Sexton

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Trilby - 'Au clair de la lune'.

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Pass the SPF 20,000

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

Trilby - 'Confession

The Raven - The Study at Night

Till life do you part.

Poems to Spookify

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).