Gothic Afficionado Gifts

'Sorry. I'm not in a very good place at the moment.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Out To Lurch

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

He looks so natural lying there...

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Reaper's Arms

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Giant Monster in Bath

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Tim Burton

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

The Raven in Flight

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Bram Stoker

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"You dressed!"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Grim's Fairytales

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"