Gothic Afficionado Pillows

'Sorry. I'm not in a very good place at the moment.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Out To Lurch

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

He looks so natural lying there...

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Reaper's Arms

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Giant Monster in Bath

Tim Burton

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"I had a Caesar salad for lunch, but that was two days ago."

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

"You dressed!"

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

Grim's Fairytales

Vampire Umbrella

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"Do not, I repeat, do NOT light his candle."