Gothic Culture Aficionados Gifts

The Grim Reaper as a kid.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Zombies.

Giant Monster in Bath

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Vampire Bat

Get Your Shot

Transylvanian Snails.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Vampire Umbrella

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

Edgar Allan Poe

"Never think outside the box!"

Pass the SPF 20,000

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"