Gothic Culture Admirers Gifts

'I've had no appetite ever since I developed a bleeding ulcer!'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Zombies.

Giant Monster in Bath

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Vampire Bat

Vincent Van Goth.

Vampire Umbrella

Get Your Shot

Transylvanian Snails.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

"Never think outside the box!"

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

Pass the SPF 20,000

Edgar Allan Poe

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

"Come on - let me guess again."