Spooky Story Fans Mugs

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'If you promise to never try to open the locked attic door, the owner will take $20,00 off!'

Love at First Sight

'One eye of newt or two?'

Night of the Latkes

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Silence of the Chickens...

Chiller Theatre

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Out To Lurch

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"For drinks or dinner?"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

'Never accept the first offer, always hold out for more.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Witches at a cauldron.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Young Stephen King

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

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