Spooky Season Enthusiasts Pillows

Ghost Swing

Oh, cool, a hideaway hood! I had one of those when I was little!

The Jackal Lantern

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

Scary stuff

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"Devi's brew?"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Redlaw and the Phantom

Date Night

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Fancy a pint?

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Vampire Bat

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Happy Halloween!

Witch Bonfire

Halloween Mobile

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

"Broom! Broom!"

Candy Corn Dracula

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'