Home-buyer Adventurer Gifts

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

Open House of Horrors

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

'Being afraid to buy a house doesn't make you homeophobic.'

For Sale, just to find the true value.

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

For Sale sign combined with Fruit Machine - 'House Price Lottery'

Home Ship Home

'I'm positive that 'Open House' sign pointed to next door.'

"We were leasing land to a guy running a truffle farm in france. He skipped out, but we were able to recover some of his assets."

'Sorry, no, but thanks for bringing a little laughter into my life.'

'Oh darling, isn't it just so sweet?!'

"The seller is highly unmotivated."

Affordable homes coming soon - 'If they build these then our house will become affordable...!'

'The owners are prepared to accept any reasonable offer.'

'Damp. What damp?'

For Sale/Price Reduced.

Passer-by see sign in front of house: Buy one, get one free.

'Wow, it's just like the photo.'

'This cartoon has loads of potential'

"Well, kids, mom and I finally bought a condo on a golf course!"

"One question: Do the windows open?"