Homebuyer Hopeful Gifts

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.

House Price.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

The Day Dreamer.

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

It's nice, but we were hoping for something unfurnished.

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

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"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

"It's not a listing error. This really is a dream house because you have to imagine it."

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'And every spring, a koi pond shows up in a corner of the basement.'

'I hope to raise enough money to buy my own house and move out at sixteen!'

'As a graduation present my parents ae going to remodel their basement for my home.'

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Generation Rend. Young man rending his garments in anguish at extortionate rents.

"I don't get it. How come it's so cheap?"

Affordable homes coming soon - 'If they build these then our house will become affordable...!'

'Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence.'

'One day, son, none of this will be yours...'

"The time will come, son, when you will move out of the basement and into a basement apartment of your own."

'The owners are prepared to accept any reasonable offer.'

"For a 2 bed will need a guarantor, you don't by any chance know Jeff Bezos do you?"

'This is great, I'll take it.' 'This is the estate agency office.'

All in this Together