Aspiring Homeowners Gifts

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"Don't mind us - we just love looking at apartments we can't afford."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Jack and Ina build their dream house.

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

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The Day Dreamer.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

'We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

Baby it's cold outside.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Turtle Home

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

"These hostas are out of control!"

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.

"To be honest, we were thinking of something like a Cape Cod."

'We've talked it over and we've decided we'd like to make an offer.'

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

'My life is so awesome! I've got a starter job, starter house and a starter husband.'

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

'If this isn't rich beyond your wildest dreams, your dreams aren't wild enough.'

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

House Hunters of the Old West

'Of course, you have to imagine it finished.'

Your dream home

"It's not a listing error. This really is a dream house because you have to imagine it."

Estate Agents

'I hope to raise enough money to buy my own house and move out at sixteen!'

'That's the sort of home I've always wanted.'

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'