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A Canadian speaks...I heard Flaherty talking about the housing bubble.

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I didn't spark joy."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"Look, son, real estate."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'For Sale by Neighbor'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Emigrating to France.

Home Sweet Second Home.

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

'I told my wife to run the house like a business. So she sold it to an American corporation.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Real Estate Personals

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'