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"I've downsized."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

Grounded

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

D.I.Y with dad.

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

The Tunnel Of Love

New arrival

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Maternity ward.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Preventive medicine.

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

IVF assessment centre.

Categories are the key to organizing.

'It's not that I don't want more kids Victoria, I'm worried I won't have enough skin for their names.'

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'