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"I've downsized."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Grounded

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"Were we expecting a baby?"

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

New arrival

The Tunnel Of Love

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

D.I.Y with dad.

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

Cupid and the Stork waiting to ambush a couple.

-THIRTY thousand? I thought you wanted TEN thousand? -I'm having triplets!

"Keep my fingers crossed! Is that it?"

Maternity ward.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.

Preventive medicine.

"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."

'Dad, this is something I knocked up in the shed.'

'A baby brother? — I'm not ready to make a commitment like that!'

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

IVF assessment centre.

Categories are the key to organizing.

"I changed my mind – no more kids."

'Did you remember to bring a specimen?'