Home Makeover Planner Pillows

"Honey! The pavers are here!"

Let's get organized

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

Non-Drip ?

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

D.I.Y with dad.

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

Over 50 shades of grey available.

'For heaven's sake Janet - where have you disappeared to now?'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Pollock Painting Company

'Letting him buy the stupid guns was the only way I'd ever get him to paint the house.'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

'Hmmmm...lower.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"Honey, look-those are the tiles I was thinking about for the kitchen."

"Would you go nuts if I paint EVERYTHING pink!?"

Eggshell blue

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

Clear construction agreements are important.

"When does the improvement part of this improvement project kick in?"