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Tangled Web We Weave Construction -Remodeling : multi-tasking spider on phones and compiter.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'I found the termites!'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

God bless our home equity line of credit.

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

'... And with a little imagination, the workshop and reindeer stables could easily be converted into additional bedrooms.'

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

Rep-Tiles.

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

Please pardon the inconvenience while we remodel.

"After the kids moved out I turned their space into a guest room."

"Boy, she has a new look."

"It'll settle down after a couple of washes..."

'It's that builder you accused of being a cowboy. He said he'll be waiting for you outside at high noon.'

"You look so different without your beard!"

'Anything I can break has to go.'