Remodeler Mugs

Tangled Web We Weave Construction -Remodeling : multi-tasking spider on phones and compiter.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'I found the termites!'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

God bless our home equity line of credit.

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

Ever wonder why we debated what color fridge to buy?

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

Employment Dept. Fill Out Job Applications Here. This application form has too much space for "work experience" and not enough for "leisure activities."

"I remodelled, but I left it so that when danger threatens I can still take refuge in the redoubt."

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

'... And with a little imagination, the workshop and reindeer stables could easily be converted into additional bedrooms.'

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

Painter and Decorator/Wallpaper

Rep-Tiles.

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

Please pardon the inconvenience while we remodel.

"After the kids moved out I turned their space into a guest room."

"It'll settle down after a couple of washes..."

"Boy, she has a new look."

'Have you considered a second bathroom?'

'Anything I can break has to go.'

"You look so different without your beard!"