Remodeling T-Shirts

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

Please pardon the inconvenience while we remodel.

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

"The distressed-style wood flooring we installed in the kitchen seems to have crept into Fred!"

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

'CLEAR!'

'Uh...which part of 'perfect' don't you understand?'

'Anything I can break has to go.'

Tangled Web We Weave Construction -Remodeling : multi-tasking spider on phones and compiter.

"I told you if we worked together we would finish in no time."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'I'm so excited to be remodeling the bathroom'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

DIY enthusiasts find a time portal behind their old wallpaper

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!