Kitchen Remodeling T-Shirts

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

'Hmm, back to the drawing board.'

Kitchen Made

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

Come dine with me!

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'I found the termites!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"You're welcome."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.