Kitchen Remodel T-Shirts

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

Come dine with me!

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'I found the termites!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"You're welcome."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

'Can you tell me how my new kitchen is coming along?'