Reunion Nostalgia Lover Gifts

'Wow! Look who's no longer short and stout!'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Graph Your Relatives!

Paul goes home for the holidays

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

Stockwell's day

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

'So what have you been up to?'

Did you miss me?

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Fade to black...

The Music Box

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

Creepy Camp Stories.

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

Skipping

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

Anton's imaginary friend was always stopping and giving directions to imaginary strangers.

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

"Son, this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you."

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"