Reunion Nostalgia Lover Gifts

'Wow! Look who's no longer short and stout!'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Graph Your Relatives!

Paul goes home for the holidays

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

He leaves, but soon realizes his roots run too deep.

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

Did you miss me?

'So what have you been up to?'

Stockwell's day

"We're playing doctor and I need 50 cents for my co-pay."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

The Music Box

Fade to black...

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"I'm in real trouble this time -- I broke the house!"

Creepy Camp Stories.

'My favorites are the ones dad tells when he gets home late.'

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

Skipping

'We had a full and frank exchange of views, and then I bopped him.'

Anton's imaginary friend was always stopping and giving directions to imaginary strangers.

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

"I'm too old for baby limas."

"Son, this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you."

"You better take Teddy's temperature too....he was awfully sick this morning!"

"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"