Reunion Revelers Pillows

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Christmas Hugs

'So what have you been up to?'

Did you miss me?

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

"It's amazing. Nobody's changed."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

"You came back!"

Man's evolution to the Pub.

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

Couch Potatoes

"My high-school reunion went very well, thank you."

Class Reunion

'Over the years, class reunions have helped me lose more weight than any diet program.'

At the Wilson family reunion.

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

At the Class of 1980 shape reunion - 'OMG, look at the old square Doris ended up with!'

'Methuselah's really depressed -- He's the only one who showed up for his high school reunion.'

'Alice, you ... you haven't changed a bit!"

I Thought He Was Dead

'Me, I'm in Risk Management, how about you?'

Teddy Boys of '57 reunion

'Wow! Look who's no longer short and stout!'

"I feel peculiar about having wings. In life, I was a chicken farmer."

'I don't care if he eagled with a great shot. I'm penalizing him a strok for excessive celebrating.'