20th High School Reunion Gifts

'Me, I'm in Risk Management, how about you?'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'Where Are They Now?'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Bro of Frankenstein

Monkey Business College

"I love college."

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Original punks go to reunion

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

McWit Legal College

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

"Helen?"

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale