Law School Reunion Gifts

McWit Legal College

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Where Are They Now?'

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Bro of Frankenstein

'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'

Original punks go to reunion

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

"I love college."

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

Monkey Business College

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Community College. History's a lot more fun if you think of it as gossip.

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

Littletown High School. And that's where Bubba Parker stomped me

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

"Have you notices how Ed has changed since he started going to law school?"

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

Class Reunion. Back in school, Ernie was the world's biggest Beatle fan! For the reunion, he's written songs about some of our classmates. There's a cheesemaker

"Helen?"

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."