Law School Reunion Pillows

McWit Legal College

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Where Are They Now?'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Bro of Frankenstein

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'

Monkey Business College

Original punks go to reunion

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

"I love college."

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

"Yeh, we met at University too, I was a Porter and Sharon was a cleaner."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

"Have you notices how Ed has changed since he started going to law school?"

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"