Medical School Reunion Pillows

"Med school was a blast."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'Where Are They Now?'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

Bro of Frankenstein

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

"I love college."

"When they said they were bringing in students I thought they meant MEDICAL students."

Original punks go to reunion

Monkey Business College

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

McWit Legal College

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

"Does it make you at all uncomfortable that we're same sex friends?"