Medical School Reunion T-Shirts

"Med school was a blast."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'Where Are They Now?'

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Bro of Frankenstein

Med School Mascots.

"I love college."

McWit Legal College

Monkey Business College

"When they said they were bringing in students I thought they meant MEDICAL students."

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

Original punks go to reunion

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

The Greenwich dinner - a convivial moment

'We have reason to believe you have been binge drinking and urinating in the area'

Community College. History's a lot more fun if you think of it as gossip.