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"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'I tell you, dad, Miss Hamilton is a witch!'

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

'A woman obsetrician! What do women know about that sort of thing?'

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

"When they said they were bringing in students I thought they meant MEDICAL students."

Med School Mascots.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

J. Greeble, MD: Practice limited to simple, straightforward, old-fashioned diseases.

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

"Over here, by the whatchanacalalit...somebody get the anatomy book."

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'Notice how I stare at the forms like I'm actually reading them... and generally moving very slowly so I'm a little further behind schedule as the day progresses.'

Boys at Leisure

'Where did you say the new anaesthetist trained?'

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

'They say medicine is a calling. . . but it's days like this I wish I'd had call waiting.'

'He's pre-med.'

"You don't bring me apples anymore."

'What wine goes with the Hippocratic Oath- my nephew graduated from medical school.'

'I hate to quit school, Mrs. Wiggins, but I got a better offer.'

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

"Med school was a blast."