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Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

"This semester I'm taking litigation avoidance. How about you?"

"Sick? You're not sick! The money I owe on my student loans... now that's sick!"

"Over here, by the whatchanacalalit...somebody get the anatomy book."

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'What wine goes with the Hippocratic Oath- my nephew graduated from medical school.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'If you're so easily grossed out, why did you go to medical school?'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Evil Exams!

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"Sometimes I wonder why I spent ten years at medical school and another 20 honing my skills..."

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Examinations.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."