25th School Reunion Gifts

"Believe me, I didn't amass a billion dollar fortune just to impress you. But... it does, right?"

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'Where Are They Now?'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class and you said I'd never amount to anything.'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

'Yes I think we did go to school together. Wasn't you the old headmistress?'

McWit Legal College

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Original punks go to reunion

'What a huge disappointment. I thought French Club was about kissing!'

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

"Helen?"

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"Okay, it was a mean trick....but it was funny when I told John Gregory that used to be Tom Flynn!"

'I just got back form a class reunion!'

'Remember me, Fred? I sat next to you in class. I'm the one you said would never amount to anything.'

'Pre Reunion Jitters' 'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in high school.'

School boy nicknames: then and now.

'Yeahh...I remember you...You're that...one guy.'

'Class of 62': 'It isn't a reunion, it's a class size!'

"I can't go to our high school reunion, no one will recognize me...Hell, I don't recognize me!"

What a twenty-year home school reunion is like. ('Ellie-May! Come an' get yir dinner 'fore it gits cold!')

"Med school was a blast."

"My high-school reunion went very well, thank you."

"Darth? Darth Vader?"

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

Class Reunion