School Performance Discussion Gifts

"I may still get to watch TV, but I'll definitely lose control of the remote."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Just be yourself."

So which rung are you on my corporate ladder?

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Snowprov

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'We like your zip-a-dee. You need to work on your dooh-dah.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

I'm not making enough money to like you.

'He's maturing early.'

"I, TikTok."

Primitive magician

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Sales chart plummets into employees head.

'Last year we increased sales by 100%.'

"I can't sit down. Don't you remember? I worked my butt off for you."

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'Ask yourself, 'What is it I'm not doing?', and then ask yourself, 'What is it I'm doing too much?'.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

Orchestra conductor

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"I don't know whether your tired, anxious, nervous, or whatever. But it looks like a clear case of performance anxiety."

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

Targets.